i have a migraine and i’m too tired to say something about this i just cant bye
He calls himself a comedian? Huh.
i’d rather die alone than with some asshole that forces me to do things i don’t wanna do
Really? That’s supposed to be funny. I might say the same of men who won’t do cunnilingus, but apparently women are the unreasonable ones for expecting their partners to give them pleasure orally. Fuck this shit.
(Source: alternativecomedy, via lipsredasroses)